At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!

A small monkey came 2 me and asked,he want 2 make some 1 fool.i suggested ur name.hearing that it slapped me and told we dnt want 2 play with our boss

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, youll never have multiple orgasms again!

2 lovers plan suicide..Boy jumped 1st,Girl closed her eyes&return back saying: LOVE IS BLIND..
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: LOVE NEVER DIES

Husband: ok ok! Wife:Amr bra khulo. Hus:khulsi ! Wife:Amr panti o khulo Hus:Ta to obossoi Wife:R kokhono amr ogulo porba na...!!

PALA! Tara tari PALA! Akhoni PALA! Jan bachate chaile joldi PALA! Parle golay 1ta LaL fita jhulay de. Bcoz City corporation KUTTA mara suru korche

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